I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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