I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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