I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
50% drunk capacity currently
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
