Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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