then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
where are you?
Hypothermia
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
