The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
porn star boner night. come get it.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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