If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
My dick has a subreddit
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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