it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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