But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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