For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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