when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Four minutes until I can fart!
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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