Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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