We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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