Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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