I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
