I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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