I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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