I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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