that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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