just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Shame - the story of my life.
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