i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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