He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
