out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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