dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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