So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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