Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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