Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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