I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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