Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
My legs feel like baby dolphins
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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