Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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