i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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