Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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