try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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