I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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