Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
