How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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