Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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