How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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