well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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