And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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