i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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