nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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