We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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