doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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