Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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