i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
porn star boner night. come get it.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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