marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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