No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
that's an acceptable place to lick
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize