thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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