Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
