Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it glows. i had to have it.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
And then my night got REAL pukey
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