Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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