You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Randomize
